It can be done, I just purchased a machine that eats them. It is a used Cederapids P-9 house-eater. I found it in West Hialeah and had it delivered yesterday.
There's not much to it. I turned the key, put it in "drive" and lumbered off to the closest white box in my neighborhood. It was still under construction so I assumed it was unoccupied.
When I drove its huge, gaping maw into the front wall it not only began to eat the house but also excreted a neat line of concrete blocks out the back.
When I was done, I left a note saying, "Your 'house' was ugly. Try again, maybe something like this".
(I attached this photo)
Hopefully the developer will do a better job next time.
I'll take care of it.
The Grove Guy
hah! a fabulous solution and awesome, Cacactacus Potts like invention but sadly one that the officials in this entire county will flip the other way around. They will say. "You have a charming home" drive in the house eater and they will replace it with a concrete wiindowless slab
ReplyDeleteI own the only remaining house eater in existence and will only use it to consume concrete windowless slabs.
DeleteWhat an awesome invention! I wonder how long it takes to work. I can't stand seeing dilapidated homes staying vacant for years without any attention or maintenance. I would love to see you take the house eater out to snack on a few homes in my neighborhood! My home value would go up instantly. Best of luck with this interesting business venture.
ReplyDeleteMargaret @ Boston North Shore Real Estate
I found that working with the right house hunting professionals helps a lot and can be just what you need to feel confident in the home you have chosen to purchase. I have worked with experts in the past myself with amazing luck and this might be something you should consider if you are looking to purchase a new home.
ReplyDeleteJacqueline @ Buyer's Option Realty Services
I can certainly understand wanting to live in a neighborhood that has houses with unique character and charm. It keeps things interesting. It would be especially frustrating to live in that type of neighborhood and see a sudden influx of new houses or developments move in that construct houses that do not fit the style of the rest of the neighborhood.
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