It was jutting out of the dirt, just next to the lettuce, waving ever so slightly. When I probed the soil around it I heard a muffled voice say, "Ow! Stop that!". That's when I first met Jabba Potato.
I could see he was of a dark red variety as I carefully lifted him up from his underground lair. I had never seen one quite like him and certainly never a vegetable with a voice.
When he asked in his gravelly potato patter, "Why you callin' me 'Jabba', my name is Larry", I told him his was the spittin' image of Star War's Jabba the Hut.
I went on to explain that Jabba was a fictional crime boss on the planet Tatooine,
(Part Two Coming Soon)