It's ridiculous how men try to prove their worth by arm wrestling, engaging in war, and even in pissing contests. Any chance I had in the last one ended when my prostate gland started expanding years ago.
A Miami urologist explained, "It's restricting the flow of your urine and will only get worse." When worse meant getting up to pee four times a night I knew things had to change.
Last week I underwent an operation to reduce the size of my prostate. It will allow me to whiz like a normal guy again.
I'm glad I did. It went well.
As silly as it sounds, it's thrilling to be able to hit a tree four-feet away once more. For a moment it's as if I have found a small part of my lost youth.
It'll take a while to recover. I can't ride a bike for a month. In the mean time I made a thank-you card for my surgeon. It reads,
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