Friday, January 3, 2020

THE YEAR OF THE TOAD

   Welcome to 2020, 'The Year of the Toad'.  Knowing this, I wasn't surprised when I became one  -at the stroke of midnight-  on New Year's Eve.
   
    Francesca seemed amused as she picked up 
her wort-covered husband, set me in a cocktail
glass, and partied on. I spent most of the night in a terrarium celebrating by eating mealy worms.
   In the morning my wife took me out to see the sunrise.  She said she would kiss me -returning me to my former self- if I promised to keep our bathrooms clean. 
   I'm still thinking about it. The worms aren't that bad and I enjoy people telling me I'm "the cutest thing".
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