TEN REASONS TO VOTE FOR TERESA

    Someone asked me recently, "Can you think of any reason why anyone would vote for Teresa Sarnoff to be our next city commissioner?".  I pondered this question long and hard until I came up with,

    THE TEN TOP REASONS TO VOTE FOR
                 THERESA SARNOFF
 
10. Likes dogs

9. High school graduate

8. A "Sarnoff" but not by blood

7. Once operated heavy equipment in her family's construction business

6. Untainted by a record of relevant experience

5. Last name is evocative of an intoxicating beverage

4. Champion  of unaffordable housing

3. Can make a cake from scratch

2. Already has developers' home numbers on speed dial

1. Best candidate money can buy
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